Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Dost thou long for kindred spirits who appreciate a good quill-fight over character arcs and plot holes the size of the Black Plague? Then unsheathe thy spectacles, noble reader, thou hast found thy people! Tarry not in ignorance nor sloth, for The Vault of Stones Book Club doth summon thee to a gathering of minds, merriment, and marginalia! Whether thou art a well-read bard or a peasant who hath only recently discovered the magic of “silent reading,” worry not! We accept all who doth fancy a bit of parchment and prose. Join us where wit is sharp, opinions sharper, and the wine, mead, kumis, pop, or tea (pick your poison) is plentiful. So, cease screaming into the void about your favorite books whilst your cat judges you silently.

What be this Club?

A gathering of gloriously opinionated minds who read books, sip beverages of questionable sophistication, and roast fictional characters like it’s 1499. Zero judgment (unless you dog-ear pages, then we riot).

Who can join:

We are currently accepting brave souls and dramatic overthinkers from all walks of life. If thou can read (or pretend convincingly), speaketh in sarcasm (and English), and enjoy the occasional deep philosophical debate about whether Mr. Darcy would survive a Renaissance duel- thou art most welcome.